Just Being Helpful to The rest Of My Sex!

[debris4spike]

Toni has just e-mailed these 2 items to me.  I had read the second, but not the first ... But wanted to share them both with you all.

Hope that you are having a great day

A Prayer For all Women -
Now I lay me down to sleep 
I pray the Lord my shape to keep. 
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags 
And please lift my butt before it sags. 
Please no age spots, Please no grey 
And as for my belly, Please take it away. 
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, 
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. 
  

Five tips for a woman.... 
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.