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debris4spikeHave you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well......you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, darkhaired boy with the same name had been in my
Secondary school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner! 'He beamed with pride.
'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked
He answered, in 1973. Why do you ask?
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked.....................
“what subject did you teach?”
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, darkhaired boy with the same name had been in my
Secondary school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner! 'He beamed with pride.
'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked
He answered, in 1973. Why do you ask?
'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit,
bastard asked.....................
“what subject did you teach?”
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Date: 2014-02-20 04:36 pm (UTC)When my cousin (6 mo older than me) turned 60, his kids threw a very elaborate birthday party for him, some of which we missed due to having a wedding to attend that morning. When we walked into the party room and looked around (after having a nice chat with another couple who turned out to live in the same general area we do, and having him tell us he was L's college roommate - which I immediately forgot) I observed nothing but "old people". Except for said cousin's kids. Eventually I said to my husband, "Why do you suppose L has all these old people here? I guess they're business contacts, huh?" After staring at me as if I'd lost my mind, hubby kindly pointed out that almost all of them were L's high school and college friends. "But, but that means they're all the same age as... shriek!"
ETA Wow - two edits so far, and I've yet to read all the way through. More tea is needed, obviously.
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Date: 2014-02-24 05:35 pm (UTC)Love that! Love it LOL
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Date: 2014-02-24 08:20 pm (UTC)