Friday, January 27th, 2012

Me Update!

Friday, January 27th, 2012 07:37 pm
debris4spike: (James - my name)
Wow - Friday is here - so I haz internet for the weekend.  Well, unless dad wants to use his computer!!

I have skimmed back a few pages on my friends page - but not the whole week, so please, if I missed something, kick me in that direction.

Its been another hectic week - work and decorating ... and to add to my bills, problems with the boiler!  Yes, the plumber was there when it went wrong (moving the gas pipe to fit the oven in) ... so I was able to get him to find out what bits he needs - he hopes to get back to me next week.

The decorating has been continuing -

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Not a great picture, but is almost done (in a pale green) ... and last Wednesday I went out to buy the lino (which comes next Wed) ... and on the way back my exhaust fell off!

I had that done today, and as ever my car was one of 2 models, one with the expensive style exhaust, the other the cheepo version - yes, you guessed which one mine was!

Oh well, at least no bills tomorrow (I hope) - I want to get the house cleaned for Mum & Dad!

Hope you are all well - and enjoying 2012 ... miss you!!
*hugs*

Me Update!

Friday, January 27th, 2012 07:37 pm
debris4spike: (James - my name)
Wow - Friday is here - so I haz internet for the weekend.  Well, unless dad wants to use his computer!!

I have skimmed back a few pages on my friends page - but not the whole week, so please, if I missed something, kick me in that direction.

Its been another hectic week - work and decorating ... and to add to my bills, problems with the boiler!  Yes, the plumber was there when it went wrong (moving the gas pipe to fit the oven in) ... so I was able to get him to find out what bits he needs - he hopes to get back to me next week.

The decorating has been continuing -

Photobucket

Not a great picture, but is almost done (in a pale green) ... and last Wednesday I went out to buy the lino (which comes next Wed) ... and on the way back my exhaust fell off!

I had that done today, and as ever my car was one of 2 models, one with the expensive style exhaust, the other the cheepo version - yes, you guessed which one mine was!

Oh well, at least no bills tomorrow (I hope) - I want to get the house cleaned for Mum & Dad!

Hope you are all well - and enjoying 2012 ... miss you!!
*hugs*

debris4spike: (Servelan)
I have just discovered this important information below. Please share with all your friends.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No WONDER I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dish Washing Liquid instead.

It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!
debris4spike: (Servelan)
I have just discovered this important information below. Please share with all your friends.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No WONDER I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dish Washing Liquid instead.

It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!
debris4spike: (Kitten licking)
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", I said, as we drove away.. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She'd better not sh!t in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.
debris4spike: (Kitten licking)
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long", I said, as we drove away.. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She'd better not sh!t in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.

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