debris4spike | Robot For sale

Dick owned a lie-detector robot that slapped people whenever they lied. The first day he owned it, he tried it out on the family.

"How was school today?" he asked his middle school-aged son, Joey.

"It was okay," said the boy, picking at his beans. The robot promptly slapped the kid.

"Okay! I played hooky at Donny's house. We watched movies."

"What movies?"

"Toy Story." The robot slapped again.

"Jeez!" shouted Joey. "All right. We watched porn."

Dick was stunned. "At your age, young man, I didn't know what porn was!"

The robot slapped Dick.

Dick's wife Sarah couldn't suppress a laugh. "Well, he's certainly your son!"

The robot slapped Sarah.

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