Would You Marry Again?

[debris4spike]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Oooooooooooooops."

Comments

[crimson-newmoon.livejournal.com]

Haha good one XD

[debris4spike]

LOL

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

You know I still laugh when I heard this, my Granddad died in 1982 and I remember him telling that joke. He loved a clean joke with an insinuation LOL I have not heard that since so this brought back a lovely memory of my old Gramps and a huge laugh too even tho I knew what was coming. Thanks for that Debs!

[debris4spike]

It is fun - I am really fond of "shaggy dog stories" ... like your Granddad ... silly, and can make all ages smile.

Glad I brought back fond memories.
*hugs*