debris4spike: (LOL - James)
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At the hospital I have to wear clean gloves all the time ... so had to laugh when I received this (froma  cousin of mum's) .... so, just remember this the next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves..

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

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Be afraid of old ladies!
Be very afraid!
They have been there and done everything!

Date: 2011-09-27 06:53 pm (UTC)
sarian71: (LOL)
From: [personal profile] sarian71
BWHAHAHAHAA!!!

Date: 2011-09-27 09:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-28 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edenskye.livejournal.com
giggles.

I love this joke.

Date: 2011-09-28 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupina78.livejournal.com
*roflmao* Thank God we use latex-free gloves at my workplace! *giggles*

Thanks for sharing this! ♥

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