A Glass Of Wine
Saturday, July 16th, 2011 05:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debris4spikeTo my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine ... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
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Date: 2011-07-16 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-16 04:51 pm (UTC)*hic*
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Date: 2011-07-16 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-16 04:47 pm (UTC)This needs posting on the wall of every alcoholics anonymous meeting throughout the land!This is great LOL
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Date: 2011-07-16 04:52 pm (UTC)I did drink water, until I read this ... don't know what the hospital will think of me carrying on a bottle of wine now!!!
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Date: 2011-07-16 06:45 pm (UTC)(I'll still be drinking the water though *g*)
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Date: 2011-07-17 07:45 pm (UTC)