Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debris4spikeThese really work!!
1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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Daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Date: 2010-09-08 06:19 pm (UTC)Those where really funny, you always sent me the funny ones. Like the Angel in a box. Just don't know who I'll be sending him to. *GG*
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Date: 2010-09-08 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-08 06:30 pm (UTC)The Daily Thought...LOL.
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Date: 2010-09-08 09:49 pm (UTC)Glad to share the smiles.
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Date: 2010-09-08 06:39 pm (UTC)2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
ROFL! AHAHAHAHAHA! LOL
Oh dear me, a bit of tea came down my nose when I read that one. I need to stop drinking tea when I read these posts of yours LOL
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Date: 2010-09-08 09:50 pm (UTC)Pats you on the back ....
*g*
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Date: 2010-09-09 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-09 09:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-09 07:01 am (UTC)Ewww... Just ewww... =D
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Date: 2010-09-09 09:27 am (UTC)I agree with the EWWWwww