Did I Read That Sign Right?
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debris4spike"Toilet out of order. Please use floor below"
In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a london department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
Elephants please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
I was always told, at school, that I was no good at English ... with signs like this around, maybe I'm not as bad as I was told!
... Or maybe I am bad ... it's just there are others who are worse!
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Date: 2010-08-17 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-08-17 08:42 am (UTC)btw - I so, so love that icon - so true!
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Date: 2010-08-17 11:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-17 08:03 am (UTC)Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
LOL! best one!
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Date: 2010-08-17 08:43 am (UTC)And I thought it was horses that charged you ... not bulls!
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Date: 2010-08-17 05:54 pm (UTC)These are too cute. Thanks for the chuckle. : )
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Date: 2010-08-17 08:43 pm (UTC)I think you'll like the "Look at your hands" bit (but maybe you'll know it already).
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Date: 2010-08-18 07:22 am (UTC)I gave up trying to work out Feeds ... either my brain, or my pc didn't want to play!
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