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I was sent this email, by a senior ... and couln't resist sharing it.  If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......

The £2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!


Date: 2010-04-21 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaded-jamie.livejournal.com
LOL People forget, they've been around longer than us, you cant take advantage of them! Too wise :)

Date: 2010-04-21 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayinhara.livejournal.com
My kind of gal!

Date: 2010-04-21 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strikske.livejournal.com
That's the way to do it.

LOL

Date: 2010-04-22 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldgreymare.livejournal.com
I like her thinking :)

Date: 2010-04-22 07:43 pm (UTC)
cordykitten: © LJ red_sunflower  (aiken_4graphics Spike now that was fun)
From: [personal profile] cordykitten
A good one - mind if I share again?

Date: 2010-04-23 02:20 pm (UTC)
cordykitten: (binka_boo  William the Bloody)
From: [personal profile] cordykitten
Will do :))

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