Mathematical Logic

[debris4spike]

Here is a little something someone sent me that has powerful mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...easy to follow it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?   We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Comments

[sarian71]

Well, this explains a lot... No one can question the logical hard evidence presented here! ;P

(So going to send this to my brother, the mathematician...)

[debris4spike]

You can't disprove maths can you?

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

That explains so much LOL

[debris4spike]

You can't argue with Maths, can you?

[act3scene1.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! hahahaa

[debris4spike]

You can't argue with Maths, can you?

[strikske.livejournal.com]

I'm going to try this in Dutch and see what comes out of that.


LOL

[debris4spike]

Great list - and saw your results!

[deborahw37.livejournal.com]

Oh so true!

[debris4spike]

Just read strikskes post - and apparantly "a$$-kicking" is even more effective for the Dutch!

[cbtreks.livejournal.com]

Wonder if I'd get in trouble for posting that at work? It'd be especially appropriate, since I work in a law firm. Hmm. Think I'll skip it - but that's awfully funny!

[debris4spike]

It's great - trouble is everyone would agree at work ... except the bosses, and as they pay the wages ... mmmm ... better not re-post!