False Memory Meme

[debris4spike]

I've done this in the past and couldn't resist snagging again, this time from auntiero 

Your instructions:

If you are reading this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[auntiero.livejournal.com]

Why do all of our really good memories end up with us in jail? LOL

This particular time, we were at the London Zoo and we let the monkeys out. Some of them found the highland cows and tried to ride them to Trafalgar Square. The zoo keepers were so mad...

[debris4spike]

I still can't see why they were worried as I'd borrowed all those police cones to block the traffic at Hyde Park Corner ... the rest of the roads were "one-way" so weren't too bad to negotiate.

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

Remember that James Marsters concert in 07? When you threw your bra at James cos we'd been on the whiskey before hand and we both got thrown out and ended passing out in that tube train?! LOL We couldn't get out cos they locked the bloody station at midnight! That walk of shame back to the hotel that next morning was excruciating cos you only remembered that next morning that all your money and credit cards were sewn into the bra?

What a great weekend that was!

[debris4spike]

Yes, that tube got really cold, didn't it? You'd have thought the whiskey would have kept out that chill. BTW, do you realise I never did get the bra back ... credit card arrived, but not the undies ... wonder why?

Just glad you didn't come in 08 ... Mum and Dad still "know" it was your fault I caught flu ... even if not why!

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[strikske.livejournal.com]

Remeber when we jumped out of a hot air balloon and landed on the Queen's (your's and mine) lap because they where having a drink on the Dam in Amsterdam?

[debris4spike]

I can't see why they were worried as we had brought our own bottle of wine with us ... pity we had drunk most of it in the plane.

Remind me again what your daughter said when we had to phone her to collect us!!!

[strikske.livejournal.com]

She said that we had to grow up and stop acting like children and she couldn't come to get us because she was only 14 and couldn't drive. That let to us having to phone my mother and luckily you didn't hear HER telling ME to grow up and it was YOUR idea to jump in the first place so she should have told you. But it was so much fun that I didn't really care. (remember the security men they where so cute!!)

[debris4spike]

I know that you remember the security men ... Wink !! How come you got the one with those gorgeous blue eyes, and the cheekbones?

[strikske.livejournal.com]

My luck I guess, you do remember that he tought I was attacking the Queen so he pulled me of of her and because I was a little tipsy I went and fell on top of him. But boy did he feel nice underneath me....

[debris4spike]

I can't believe that you are still using that "tipsy" excuse!

Mine was too busy wondering whether he need to bow to both queens before locking me up ... boring !!!

[strikske.livejournal.com]

Now now it was soo not boring don't tell me you can't remember the way he grapped you from behind and pulled you of then bowing to both Queen's still holding you tight.

And if the "excuse" works stick with it.

I still have dreams of that body *hot flash*

[debris4spike]

See, I knew you weren't tipsey ... if so, you wouldn't have noticed that ... I think he was just trying to look after me ... a stranger in a new country ... you know, make me feel happy to be there!

It suddenly seems quite warm in here ......

[strikske.livejournal.com]

And happy you were.

I didn't see you the next day until after dinner so he did look after you.
Still need to let me in on what it was you did All DAY between breakfast and dinner and don't tell me just seeing the sights like you do every time I ask

And you so need to get a cold shower now!!

[debris4spike]

Well when we weren't visiting the city we were discussing politics ... of course!

[strikske.livejournal.com]

"politics" sure...

I bet you were discussing the educational system of the schools and wich subjects were to be taught.

[debris4spike]

Amazing to learn how different maths lessons are from one country to the other and how similar "biology" lessons are!!

[strikske.livejournal.com]

Here I thought you didn't like your "biology"lessons at school.

You must have remembered something if you could make a comparison between them.

[debris4spike]

It is amazing that just having an intellectual discussion will improve the interest in a technical subject ... that's my excuse!