Temperance
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debris4spikeA friend of mine has just sent me this story about a Temperance Meeting - I'd heard it before, but still worth sharing!
See you at the river!
The Temperance Sermon
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
~~
Smile, life is too short not to!
See you at the river!
The Temperance Sermon
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
~~
Smile, life is too short not to!
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Date: 2009-08-24 06:50 pm (UTC)PS -> More news regarding James Marsters on Caprica.....
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Date: 2009-08-24 07:33 pm (UTC)And - huge thanks for that link - I have been chatting to a friend on-line for a long time, so wouldn't have had time to go to CDS otherwise.
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