debris4spike | It Wasn't The Stork!

Mum and Dad have been telling me lies all these years - They told me that a stork brought babies to live in families. However I received an e-mail today telling a different story ... Now I am going to be cinfused about this all day.

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks ' Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, ' Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room,

where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload,

we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got Male! '