debris4spike | How Insane Am I????

Just had Mum on the phone about Easter plans ... she is heading for the weekend, and ignoring the op - which is a great thought, even though slightly wearing .... Don't get me started on my brother Nick, I shall be here all night!

Anyway, to try to take my mind off Nick I have snagged a MEME from

jaded_jamie .... How Insane Am I? I am sure all of you are already giving me the total it should be!! So, for those who want to know what the answers are, they are below the cut -

Place an X next to every statment that is true or applies to you... Each x is 1 point.

After each string of questions, add how many x's you have...

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (only trains .... but lots of them while commuting!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total so far: 6

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen - glad I don't get a point for each time!
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

Total so far: 9

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

Total so far: 13

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

Total so far: 15

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ... Finishing my

seasonal_spuffy story, like I promised my Beta I would!
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total so far: 19

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to find your score for this bulletin.

Total so far: 24

GRAND TOTAL: 24/36

NOW, take your total, and divide it by 36.

Then multiply your answer by 100, which will give a percentage score of how insane you are.

I am 66.66666666666666666666666667% insane ... or is it just easier to say that 2/3 of me is mad ... the rest is OK!!