Fictional Memory MEME

[debris4spike]

I did this last year - but just wondered what other memories my friends have -

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now consider yourself obligated (even if we don't speak often or ever) then you should post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ saying who you gakked it from and see what your friends come up with.

Yes, I snagged this from jaded_jamie  

Comments

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

I will never forget the bungee jump we did off the Grand Canyon and at the last minute I lost my bottle, let go of your hand and let you free-fall the four hundred feet alone all screaming and flailing. You eventually forgave me after several pints and 6 20mg of valium, but swore never to trust me again. I don't blame you really. But boy that was a good weekend.

[debris4spike]

Yes, but the pints really should have all been of lager - why were some vodka, and the last one gin?

I could have sworn we were there mid-week, it shows how confused I am!!

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

You still don't remember do you? We were there the weekend and spent 3 days sobering up in the cells, so it was kinda mid week when we woke up... Cos you hit that barman with your shoe when he said the bar was closed. And hey it's almost 2012 and we can return to the US together, April 8th I believe the banning order expires....

[debris4spike]

Ah - that explains how I muddled up the weekend - mid week.

And we are so going back to that bar - I never did get that shoe back.

[jaded-jamie.livejournal.com]

You didnt? Bloody hell... ;-)

[auntiero.livejournal.com]

Well there was that lost weekend in Barbados... with James... and the galloping the horses down the beach... and the cliff diving... oh! The cliff diving... you dove and surfaced with a huge honkin' pearl that was the size of your fist and James was so impressed he gave you a huge smooch. I was so jealous... still am...

[debris4spike]

Yes, I know you were ...and are. When I look at the pearl I will admit it is the smooch I think of, not my friend ... sorry!

[auntiero.livejournal.com]

It's quite all right. :D