Male Or Female?
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debris4spikeYou might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bum.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bum.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
ETA
There are some other similar points in the answers, added by
cordykitten 
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Date: 2009-02-05 04:01 pm (UTC)I couldn't decide which was best!
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Date: 2009-02-05 03:14 pm (UTC)Cute!
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Date: 2009-02-05 08:05 pm (UTC)Continued
Date: 2009-02-05 08:09 pm (UTC)KIDNEYS — female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
PENLIGHT — male, because it can be turned on very easily, but isn’t very
bright.
TIRE — male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it…and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES — female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE — female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE — male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.
COPIER — female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS — male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.
SUBWAY — male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS — female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER — male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it’s handy to have around and is good for killing bugs.
Just saw it on my F-List and it is almost the same :))
And I don't need to post something you already know in my LJ for you to read ;)
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Date: 2009-02-06 12:26 am (UTC)I hope you are feeling ok {{Hugs}} ?
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Date: 2009-02-06 02:13 pm (UTC)As to health- mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - update to follow later today!