2008's First Christmas Joke!
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 12:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debris4spike2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's undies.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
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Date: 2008-11-25 08:35 pm (UTC)Book of Revalation - chapter ... ummmmm!!!
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Date: 2008-11-26 10:04 am (UTC)And not Revelations.
The sign of a Christian!
I love you!
That is a HUGE bug bear for me, there was ONE revelation to John! One! Not plural!
They do it all the time in fic, on TV and movies and my teeth gnash like that book explains a lot of peoples will one day! arg.
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Date: 2008-11-25 04:44 pm (UTC)In return I give you a limerick
A nun filled each page in her diary
With fanfic, romantic and fiery
But she left it behind
For the Abbess to find
Now she isn't allowed in the Priory.
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