debris4spike | The Hormone Guide.

I know some of my friends have problems "once a month" - and I am pretty lucky.

However someone has just e-mailed me this - so, maybe I am not as hormone-free as I thought I was.

Thought I would share it with you all :-

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

>>
What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

>>
Are you wearing that?

>> Wow, you sure look good in brown!

>> WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

>>
What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

>>
Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

>>
What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pi*sy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect

And men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!