True Love????

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 07:53 pm
debris4spike: (Hi)
[personal profile] debris4spike
 One of my friends sent me this story - How to meet your true love?

TRUE LOVE

A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom iscompletely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. 
There are three shelves in the bedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange themand she was immediately touchedby the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, she is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,after awhile, she finds herself thinking,'Oh my goodness! Maybe, this guy could be the one!Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lipsHe responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:



'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

Date: 2008-07-29 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colored-leaves.livejournal.com
oh gosh, that is hilarious!
but not far from the truth in today's society. :/

Date: 2008-07-29 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winsomeone.livejournal.com
I think I may have dated that guy..... LOL

Date: 2008-07-29 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldgreymare.livejournal.com
Well I didn't see that coming, I was thinking something way different. But very funny indeed :)

Date: 2008-07-30 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norain21.livejournal.com
LMAO. That cheered me up some :)

Date: 2008-07-30 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kudagirl.livejournal.com
Wasn't sure where it was going, but laughed once it got there. Funny.

Date: 2008-07-30 07:32 pm (UTC)
cordykitten: (awmp headtilt)
From: [personal profile] cordykitten
*gg* Didn't expect the end. Fun :)

Date: 2008-07-30 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larabeckinsale.livejournal.com
Ok, I was not expecting that!! I think is funny even though in a sad way, it reflects how society is nowadays.

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