True Love Exists!

Monday, June 30th, 2008 02:30 pm
debris4spike: (g - James looking over his shoulder)
[personal profile] debris4spike
Just to prove that True Love does exist!  I had seen this before - but it still made me smile! 

The love story of Ralph and Edna. 


 
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.


Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.


When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
 I have concluded that your act displays sound mindfulness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon can I go home?'

Date: 2008-06-30 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pfeifferpack.livejournal.com
*am dying* Where do you get these???? ROFL This is so very funny. Thanks for making my day.

*hugs*
Kathleen

Date: 2008-06-30 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamalov29.livejournal.com
You're cruel teasing me like this.;-)
Thank you for the smile!

Date: 2008-06-30 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winsomeone.livejournal.com
And I'll bet he dripped dry in no time, too. LOL

Date: 2008-06-30 07:02 pm (UTC)
cordykitten: (vampkiss  happiness)
From: [personal profile] cordykitten
I think I saw this in German before, not sure. I'll link too if you don't tell me otherwise :)

Date: 2008-06-30 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kudagirl.livejournal.com
That made me chuckle. Cute.

Date: 2008-06-30 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonflylady77.livejournal.com
Hehehe.. I do wonder, though, why did Ralph jump to the bottom of the pool? Did he think he was a rock or something? ;)

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