Need A Laugh ...

[debris4spike]

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WAL-MART is the largest retailer in the world!!

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[crossreactivity.livejournal.com]

Is it terrible to love blonde jokes? Here are a few more I got via my MIL:

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ???"


There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

[debris4spike]

Thanks for those ... They were really great.

When I was at school these sort of jokes were around all the time - and they still make me giggle ... I need that tonight it is freezing cold here!

(btw - I can honestly say I was born blonde but grew put of it by the time I was 5 ... going "blonde" again ... but thats a different reason (and colour!)

[dragonflylady77.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Those were funny. I had never heard the first one before.. LMAO

[debris4spike]

They are great - yes the first one was new to me