You Have Been Warned
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debris4spikeHi - This joke is under a cut as it is slightly rude ... put it this way I won't be sending it to my parents! So,a s to not offend anyone - up to you whether you read ... however it made me choke!!
So - all I need to say is .....
Sunday Morning in Ireland
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
So - all I need to say is .....
Sunday Morning in Ireland
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
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Date: 2008-05-28 11:58 am (UTC)In return I give you a vicar joke
The vicar was deeply distressed, someone had stolen his bicycle and he found it hard to believe that one of his congrgation could do such a thing.
So he called the Bishop for advice
" Well" said the Bishop " If I were you I would preach this Sabbath upon the theme of the ten commandments . When you get to Thou Shalt Not Steal look intently at everyone in the congregation. Someone will blush and look ashamed and that man is your thief"
On Sunday afternoon the Bishop rang the vicar " Well?" He asked " Did you preach upon the subject of the ten commandments?"
" Yes My lord Bishop, I did as you instructed "
" And have you found the thief?"
"No need my Lord, as soon as I got to Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery I remembered where I'd left my bike .
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