debris4spike: (Spuffy stare)
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A friend has just e-mailed this ... So thought I would share it.

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Ed was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary.  His wife was really angry.

She told him - "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds ... And it had better be there!"

The next morning Ed got up early and went to work.  When his wife woke up she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.  Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.  She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.

Ed has been missing since Friday!  Please pray for him!!

Date: 2007-09-26 07:08 pm (UTC)
cordykitten: (deadwillwalk  James7)
From: [personal profile] cordykitten
Heh heh that was fun :)

Date: 2007-09-26 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanbeans.livejournal.com
Hee! That was a good one!

Date: 2007-09-27 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writero.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahahaha!

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