The Woman's Survival Kit

[debris4spike]

Always keep a bag of M&M's handy - 

At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.

Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.

The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.

If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.

The BLUE one reduces bloating.

You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME they're chocolate, ya know!!!!

If all symptoms occur at the same time,

Eat  The WHOLE BAG !!!!

Comments

[cordykitten]

Very handy indeed! I didn't know M&Ms are so useful :)))

[debris4spike]

I wonder if Smarties work the same?

[cordykitten]

They are smaller, right? So MM's should work quicker :-D

[debris4spike]

Ahh - problem ... maybe the longer term results would be better - you know, like slow-release medication!

[cordykitten]

Mmm slow release medication? That's an argument :) I suggest to try it out :-D

[debris4spike]

... Washed down with some form of cool liquid I suppose??

[cordykitten]

If the liquid is colorful maybe it will strengthen the effect the M&M's have ;-)

[spikereader.livejournal.com]

I'm only eating them if they're not the peanut ones.

[debris4spike]

Well I have just wondered to cordykitten as to whether Smarties have the same effect - I prefer those!

[spikereader.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I much prefer Smarties too. In fact, I really enjoyed the ones on top of my birthday cake yesterday and made a note to buy a tube next time I'm in a sweetie shop. :D

[debris4spike]

Send me an orange one ...please! Unless you also think they are the best!