The Urine Sample
Thursday, June 20th, 2013 08:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
debris4spikeI just couldn't resist sharing this joke someone sent me - whther in nursing (as I am) or just someone who likes a giggle ... please enjoy.
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One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
“And how are we doing this morning?” or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice
off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
“Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse fainted.
I just smiled.
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Happy Thursday everyone!
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One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
“And how are we doing this morning?” or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice
off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
“Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse fainted.
I just smiled.
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Happy Thursday everyone!
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Date: 2013-06-20 08:51 am (UTC)Well, toads do it... lol
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Date: 2013-06-20 01:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-20 09:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-20 01:40 pm (UTC)Oh yes, there are some scary nurses out there still.
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Date: 2013-06-20 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-20 07:49 pm (UTC)