Nothing much happening here - only had one patient booked in this afternoon and she failed to turn up!
I am scanning some stuff for orchestra, while perusing LJ ... and Squeee, I now have a new picture on my side-bar! So that is great news!!
Oh well, I had better get back to cleaning my spare room, which had been my project for today. Easy, you may think, but not really, as I am a hoarder, and it is full of junk.
Before I go, I thought I would share this list with you all - I had seen a couple before, but still worth re-posting!!
Fancy A Groan -I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
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This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'
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I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'
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( Read more... )Hope you are all having a fun Tuesday.